surviving saturn 🪐: your guide to thriving through the toughest energy

malik deshawn, my cardiology instructor told me plain as day, saturn relationships are best for apprenticeships, mentorships, and shit like that. he said he wouldn’t recommend getting into a romantic relationship with your saturn cards. and what the fuck did i do? i got into a relationship with someone who is my saturn card. why? because we have other connections, of course that are sexy and sweet. so that definitely lured me in. but here i am, in this resistant, restrictive, challenging fuckin relationship and i am learning a lot. so i’m gonna share some of my lessons with my people.